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Hija!!

My name is Gary Doom and I'm 17 years old. I guess I'm just an ordinary teenager... unless you call my extreme obsession for world domination unordinary...

I have a secret identity and that's the evil overlord Loki (named after the norse god of destruction obviously). As Loki I try to take over the world. Hasn't worked too well so far...
I'm not really evil, though. I just think this world is so corrupted that it needs a good leader.

These are my friends:
*Pure Evil:
He's to Loki what Igor was to Dr. Frankenstein. He looks like a black cloud with scary red eyes and claws and has a British accent. And he only exists in my imagination. I've often considered getting myself a real servant because it often brings me into trouble that he can't push buttons or fight enemies. He gets annoyed at me all the time, especially when I call him Pure. Strangely enough, he seems to have a lot more common sense than me.
*Mildred of Bonington the first:
Her parents named her that to make sure she would have children some day. They're rich snobs, you know. Anyway, Mildred is really smart and ambitious and she gets annoyed when I say something silly or when I'm lazy in school. Sometimes she can be very helpful though.
*Craig X:
Yup, that's his real name. His favourite show is "X-Files". He never talks about anything else than conspiracies. Sometimes I wonder how he can sleep at night without worrying that there's an alien ship over his house or something.
*Sunbeam:
No one knows her real name. She's a hippie, a real flower child. Sometimes she sits on the table, meditating, in the middle of class. Most people think she's a pothead but I think she's just kinda weird.
*Jim:
Uhmm... there's really nothing to say about him... he's just so... normal.
*Samantha Simmons:
She used to be a blonde, stupid cheerleader who couldn't say a single sentence without using the words "like, totally". But one day Mildred got mad at her and hit her on the head with a huge mathbook. That must have messed up her brain because when she came back from the hospital she had turned into a hyper anarchist punk with green hair and goes under the name Sammy. She's pretty cool now.

And my enemies:

*Brad Carterlake:
The school's quarterback and Sammy's ex-boyfriend (before she became a punk). He hates me because I'm a geek. He would hate me even more if he knew that I'm also his arch enemy Loki. He has a secret identity too, you know. He's some kind of super hero and calls himself Super-Cool-Handsome-Dude. Very humble, isn't it?
*Chuck ReSol:
I almost feel sorry for him. He's the biggest loser imaginable. He does everything Brad tells him to do and doesn't have a brain of his own. If Brad told him to jump off a building, he'd probably do it. His secret identity is Boring-and-Ordinary-Sidekick, Super-Cool-Handsome-Dude's ridiculous sidekick.

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